Official World Peanut Butter Eating Championship Disclaimer

Before participating in the World Peanut Butter Cup Eating Championship, it is required that all contenders read and fully comprehend the following:

This is a really stupid idea, and no-one should ever take part in it for any reason.
Absolutely nobody within the Hershey Company condones or endorses the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Eating Championship in any way, and that fine organization should not be expected to be held liable for any of the negative side effects that are VERY LIKELY going to arise from participating in this challenge.
The Commissioner has no control over who decides to participate in the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Eating Championship and that fine individual should also not be expected to be held liable for any of the negative side effects that are VERY LIKELY going to arise from participating in this challenge.
Any potential participant should be aware that eating excessive amounts of ANY delicious and wholesome confection, such as a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, will likely result in nausea, possible vomiting, deep regret for participation and possibly Death.
This is a really stupid idea, and no-one should ever take part in it for any reason.