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Make certain that you read and fully comprehend the following before participating in the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Eating Championship:

Question:

Why is the Peanut Butter & Milk Chocolate Cup the only allowed version?

Answer:

After a great deal of deliberation, the decision was made to restrict the Peanut Butter Cup varieties so that there cannot be any apples to oranges challenges made after a Champion establishes a new record.


Question:

Can I blend the cups up and drink them?

Answer:

If Barry Bonds has taught us anything, it should be that respect for the game is infinitely more important than winning the game.

For this reason, all cups must be eaten in the state in which they emerge from their packaging.  However, you may remove them from their packaging prior to beginning the Challenge, as long as they remain intact.


Question:

If I eat more than 50% of one cup, does that count?

Answer:

Only cups that have been 100% eaten within the 20 minute competition window will count.  Any partially eaten cups will be disqualified from the final count.


Question:

This seems like a great idea, should I take part in this?

Answer:

NO!  This is a dumb idea, and no-one should ever take part in it.  Participation will likely result in nausea, vomiting, deep personal regret for taking part, and potentially Death.  (Not necessarily in that order)


Question:

What do I get if I win?

Answer:

Probably Diabetes.  Remember, this is a dumb idea, and no-one should ever take part in it.

However, IF you take the challenge AND survive AND break the record we will mail you at our own expense a single framed 1 dollar bill and probably a twin pack of Reese’s Peanut Cups (if we don’t eat them while waiting in line at the post office).


Question:

Would you please tell us some anecdotal facts about the Commissioner?

Answer:

  • His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

  • The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

  • He once assaulted Paris Hilton with a Trident.

  • on every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.

  • He did all the makeup and set design for all of the “Planet of the Apes” movies.

  • When it is raining, it is because he is sad.

  • His shirts never wrinkle.

  • He is left-handed. And right-handed.

  • Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there anyway.

  • He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it.

  • You can see his charisma from space.

  • He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.

  • When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.

  • If a monument were to be built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.

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